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Achievement Unlocked:
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Mountain climbing 
OMFG I CLIMBED A FREAKIN MOUNTAIN
and it was a big steep mountain too i feel acomplished lol
and this is the first non meme journal ive done in a long time, i just thought my achievement was worth shareing
oh and btw people im working on more fish and other stuff that i havent had teh time or motivation to upload so those will be coming soon
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
OMFG I CLIMBED A FREAKIN MOUNTAIN
and it was a big steep mountain too i feel acomplished lol
and this is the first non meme journal ive done in a long time, i just thought my achievement was worth shareing
oh and btw people im working on more fish and other stuff that i havent had teh time or motivation to upload so those will be coming soon
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Tagged
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RULES
1. Post these rules
2. Tag 10 people from your friends list or watchers or even some random person.
3. Comment on each person you have tagged profiles saying they've been tagged.
4. No tag backs
Tagged by
1. What's your favorite piece of art on DA? how am i supposed to choose!
2. What are your hobbies besides drawing? videogames (especially Assassin's Creed atm)
3. Who's closest to you on DA?
4. Have you ever made a drawing based on a game? on a game no, usually i dont do fanart
5. What sounds do you listen to when you draw? usually a t.v show (supernatual currently) or some nice rock music
(You have to answer at this questions) ↓
Questions I'd like to ask:
1.What's your favorite style of art?
2. Do you want or have a premium membership?
3. If so what your favorite part about it?
4. What's your favorite band?
5. Do you like fanart?
1. Post these rules
2. Tag 10 people from your friends list or watchers or even some random person.
3. Comment on each person you have tagged profiles saying they've been tagged.
4. No tag backs
Tagged by
1. What's your favorite piece of art on DA? how am i supposed to choose!
2. What are your hobbies besides drawing? videogames (especially Assassin's Creed atm)
3. Who's closest to you on DA?
4. Have you ever made a drawing based on a game? on a game no, usually i dont do fanart
5. What sounds do you listen to when you draw? usually a t.v show (supernatual currently) or some nice rock music
(You have to answer at this questions) ↓
Questions I'd like to ask:
1.What's your favorite style of art?
2. Do you want or have a premium membership?
3. If so what your favorite part about it?
4. What's your favorite band?
5. Do you like fanart?
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LTTLEGHOST WAS HERE
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8D
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Longest meme EVER!!!
20 min read
These are sooo much fun and really good for flushing out characters. If anyone reading this doesn't know i have 2 new characters, named Spencer and Maru and im doing this meme for them and how they interact with each other, it should be fun cause they are polar opposites lol
ok so here we go
1. Name: Maru: Maru, just Maru *glares* not that u need to know that
Spencer: uuuhh..... Spencer Rhodes
2. Nickname(s): Maru: didn't i just say it was just Maru
Spencer: .....
3. Birthday: Maru: 10/4/91.
Spencer: i was born on April 20 1993
4. That makes you: Maru: 19, almost legal to drink, just two more years bitches! CAN'T WAIT!
Spencer: *under his breath* at least ur waiting.... um i'm 17
5. Where were you born: Maru: What the F$%k dude, stop asking personal questions, ur freaking me out
Spencer: uh... please dont swear Maru, there might be children reading this
6. Location right now: Maru: Russia, good old Russia
Spencer: the UK, i like it here its rains a lot
7. Shoe size: Maru: 10
Spencer:......uhh... why is that important
Maru: its not just answer it!
Spencer: uuuummm.. ok? im a 8
8. How many piercings?: Maru: two, You see these bad boys *points out his two earings both on the right ear, one of a skull and cross bones and the other just a metal stud*
Spencer: none
9. Tattoos?: Maru: waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to permenent for me, i live on the edge.... the moving edge
Spencer: i have one, it represents my family and me and how we hold together through everything
10. When you wake up you're: Maru: going back to sleep
Spencer: getting ready for school
11. When your about to sleep you're: Maru: what? i dont understand the question
Spencer: he's asking what u do before u go to sleep maru, and im usually reading
12. Zodiac sign: Maru: Libra, balance, f%$k that
Spencer: Taurus
13. Chinese sign: Maru: Goat, but that things total Bulls%$*t
Spencer: Well theres something we can agree on at least
14. Righty or Lefty: Maru: righty, leftys are Inhuman
Spencer: *drops his head* im a lefty
15. Innie or Outie: Spencer and Maru: ???? whaaa?
16. School: Maru: F%&k School, its no fun
Spencer: i acctually enjoy education and im going to oxford
Maru: bet u got a full ride too, right, little school boy
Spencer:......yeah.... *seems to shink back in his chair*
Section Two: Looks
17. Nationality: Maru: Im from Russia.... sooooooooo.... im russian bitch!
Spencer: English
18. Hair colour: Maru: Bright Blue, makes me stick out in a crowd and the girls love it
Spencer: red
20. Weight: Maru: 147lbs
Spencer: 65kg (145lbs)
Maru: how do u weigh less than me your sooo f%&kin tall
Spencer: *shrugs shyly*
21. Height: Maru: 5'6'
Spencer:182 cm (6ft)
22. Braces? Both: nope
23. Glasses? Maru: im just too perfect
Spencer: i used to but not anymore
Section Three: Private Life
24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? Maru: psssshhhh! me have a girlfriend, no way muthaf%&ker, i have girls and thats all i need
Spencer: no....
25. If so, who? N/A
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? Maru: so how bout it Spence, you have a little crushcrush on someone
Spencer: uhhh...no ....i just.... no one.. really likes me....
Maru: Dude, no one knows you
27. Who has a crush on you? Maru: half the girls in Russia
Spencer:......
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? Maru: No.... well not if you don't count Marrissa as a girlfriend
29. Who was your first kiss: Maru: You think i remember! WOOOOOOWW
Spencer:........ i..... haven't had one yet
30. Who was your last kiss: Maru: The girl doing the lighting for this *spotlight suddenly jerks away from the 2 boys* haha
Spencer:..... i wish you would stop asking these kinds of questions
31. Are you a virgin? Maru: OH F%k NO, haven't you been listening
Spencer:... seriously...
32. Ever had a threesome before? Maru: no... might want to try it now though
33. *i deleted this question. it was creepy*
34. Have you ever been in love? Maru:....... no, just no
Spencer: im just not gonna talk anymore
35. Broken any hearts? Maru: oh yes many, i really dont mind doing it, its there own damn fault anyway
36. Got your heart broken? Maru: Nope, perfectly in tact *taps his chest where his heart would be*
37. Ever liked a friend? Maru: like a guy, F%&k no, i dont swing that way
38. What happened? Maru:.... i swear u dont hearr a thing i say
Section Four: Past Relationships
39. How many relationships have you been in? Maru: Lost count, that is if u count one night stands as relationships, if not then none
40. How many were serious enough to count: Maru: ....oh.... sorry none here, how bout You Spence?
Spencer:.......
41. Who were those serious ones: Maru: ......
42. *another creepy question*
43. What made them different:
44. What happened:
45. Best boy/girlfriend:
46. Worst boy/girlfriend:
47. Ever been kissed:
48. Who do you want back: Maru: No one
49. Who do you regret: Maru: that fat bitch she was no fun
50. Why?:
Section Five: Favourites
51. Song: Maru: Move your Body by my Darkest Days
Spencer: I predict a Riot by Kaiser Chiefs
52. Movie: Maru: Fast and Furious is the best
Spencer: theres no plot to that movie, i like howl's moving castle
53. Food: Maru: Pelmeni, omg that stuff is amazing!
Spencer: Pizza, classic
54. Drink: Maru: Vodka! ...wait were we trying to be legal here, well then coke i guess
Spencer: i take back what i said eariler
55. Store: Maru: Theres this perfect little Russian Restaurant, i take all my girls there the food is amzing
Spencer: Theres a little tricket store right down the street from my apartment that i love
56. Television show: Maru: Who has time for TV
Spencer: I agree books are much more entertaining
57. Holiday:Maru: Holidays are just like anyother day
Spencer: no, they have special meaning to people, i like Christmas
58. Book: Maru: pssh books, waste of paper if you ask me
Spencer: i can't pick, there are soo many good ones
59. Ice cream:Maru: I like weird flavors
Spencer: strawberry
60. Sweets: Maru: chocolate, love it when i get that stuff, i like to make it even better
Spencer: Cotton Candy
61. Crisps: Maru: U mean Chips
Spencer: BBQ flavor
62. Type of music: Maru: idk just about anything, but i HATE country, f%&kin hillbillies
Spencer: i like rock
63. Artist: Maru: oh omg i have no idea
Spencer: do u mean music Artist or drawing Artist
64. Word: Maru: Fun, should be self explanitory
Spencer: i like the word delirious, I don't know why, it just sticks out to me
65. Time of day: Maru, night time
Spencer: i like it early in morning, when everything's waiting to get up
66. Dressing: Maru: dont eat salad
Spencer: Italian
67. Alcoholic drink:Maru: Vodka! didnt i already say this
Spencer: i Wouldnt know
68. Colour(s): Maru: Black
Spencer: Red
69. Piece of clothing: Maru: Me and this sweatshirt have been through a lot
Spencer: i try not to be materialistic
70. Character: Maru: in what?
Spencer: id have to say Odysseus from Greek myths
71. Smell:Maru: i don't know
Spencer: The smell after it rains and the new book smell, im not sure which
72. Shampoo:
73. Soap:
74. Smiley:
75. Board game:
76. Sport:Maru: partying
Spencer: im not really a sports person
77. Number: Maru: 3
Spencer: Pi is an interesting Number
78. Quote:Maru: " A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do" HAHAHAHAHA
Spencer: "You may shoot me with your words,You may cut me with your eyes.You may kill me with your hatefulness,But still, like air, I'll rise."– Maya Angelou
79. Animal: Maru: ok enough with the favorites thing we get it!
Spencer: yes this is quite long
SKIPPING DOWN TO THE NEXT SECTION (ASK IF U WANT TO HEAR THE ANSWERS TO ANY OF THE ONES THEY SKIPPED)
80. Actor:
82. Vegetable:
83. Fruit:
84. Place to be:
85. Thing in your room:
86. Gum:
87. Shape:
88. Country:
89. Mall:
90. Car:
91. Boy's name:
92. Girl's name:
93. Family member:
94. Restaurant:
95. Movie place:
96. Person to go to the movies with:
97. Noise:
98. Brand of shoe:
99. Brand of clothing:
100. Body part of a chicken:
101. Swear word:
102. Month:
103. Possession:
104. Team:
105. Season:
106. Radio station:
107. Magazine:
108. Favourite grade:
109. Least favourite grade:
110. Teacher:
111. Least favourite teacher:
112. Subject:
113. Subject to talk about:
Section Six: Family
114. Who's your mum?: Maru: Don't have one
Spencer: her Name's Rita
115. Who's your dad?: Maru: a f$#kin son of a bitch, who cares nothing about anyone
Spencer: *glances over at Maru, feeling bad for him* my dad's name was Richard, he died when i was 11
116. Any step-parents?:Maru: nope *crosses arms*
117. Any brothers?: Maru: Yep, in Jail though
Spencer: no, im an only child
118. Any Sisters?: Maru: i wish, maybe they would be nice
Spencer: no
120. Coolest: Maru: me
Spencer: my dad was cool
121. Loudest: Maru: my dad *glares at the floor
Spencer: my house was pretty quite
122. Best relative: Maru: My Aunt Gloria
Spencer: I couldn't decide. i like all my relatives
123. Worse relative:Maru: Dad
Spencer: as i said i like all my relatives
124. Do you get along with your parents? Maru: NO!
Spencer: yes, i love my parents
125. With your siblings? Maru: *punches interviewer and walks away*
Spencer:.......ummmmmm..... ok then..... ill be right back * runs off to find Maru* *mumble, mumble mumble* Mumble mumble* * the boys return, Maru looking less than happy, but cooperative*
126. Does anyone understand you?Maru: *glares at interviewer*
Spencer: yeah, my dad used to, we'd sit on the boat and talk for hours
127. Do you have any pets?: Maru: *still angery* I move around too much for pets
Spencer: i used to have a cat named marbles, but i couldnt take her with me to college
128. If so, what kind and name? Spencer: She was a calico cat and the cutest thing that ever lived
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: Spencer: *looks at Maru*
Maru: i've always wanted a dog, if i got one id name him spike
Section Seven: School
131. Are you still in school? Maru: no
Spencer: yes, im at Oxford
132. Did you drop out?: Maru: * Flips off interviewer*
Spencer: *pushes Maru's Fist down*
133. Your current GPA: Spencer: 4.0
Maru: *under his breath* suck up
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Spencer: I go out for lunch
135. ABC's?:Spencer: uhhh what language? i Speak 5....
136. Favorite class: Spencer: Latin by far
Maru: i liked lunch
137. Play any sports at school?: Spencer: like i said earlier, im not a sports person
Maru: I use to play Soccer, till i couldnt get rides anymore
138. Are you popular? Spencer: ........uuuuuuuhhhh...... id say no
Maru: well thats right
139. Favourite memory:Spencer: of School? uuuhhh I don't know, any time in class i suppose
Maru: Beating up the little as%^#le kids....good times
140. Most humiliating moment: Spencer: uhh....i'd rather not talk about it *blushes*
Maru: now look who's uncomfortable
141. Most funniest moment: Maru: When i bust this kid for something i did, laughed my ass off for a week
Spencer: Thats horrible Maru
142. Most scared moment: Both:.........
Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear
Maru: yep, were not doing this section either *skips to next section*
145. Chicken:
146. Dog:
147. Christina Aguilera:
148. Ricky Martin:
149. 50 cent:
150. Poop:
151. Beach:
152. Desert:
153. Water:
154. Osama:
155. Love:
156. Your little brother:
157. Butt:
158. Clowns:
159. Wonder:
16o. Brown:
161. Banana:
162. Sex:
163. Parents:
164. Homosexuals:
165. God:
Section Nine: Do you believe in
(Congrats to whoever read this far down, the first 3 people to post a comment with the code word lemons will get 5 points)
166. God: Maru: If he is real he hasn't done a very good job
Spencer:..... yeah..... theres no way to be certain if he is or not
167. Heaven: Maru: No
Spencer: afterlife maybe.... maybe
168. Devil: Maru: nope no him either
Spencer: Again there's no way to be sure
169. Hell: Maru: That where were all going, one way or another
Spencer: I wouldnt be so sure Maru
170: Boogy man:Maru: Do u?
Spencer:...........
171. Closet Monsters: Maru: Skip!
172. Fortune tellings: Maru: just people ripping you off, Next!
173. Magic: Maru: Nope.
Spencer: ....well...
Maru: Nope.
174. Love at first sight: Maru: in your dreams
175. Ghosts: Spencer: i've seen a ghost
Maru: no you haven't
Spencer: yes i have
Maru: Whatever
176. Voo-doo dolls: Maru: i wish, really i do
177. Reincarnation: Spencer; its possible, i suppose
Maru: can i be reincarnated as a super zombie and take over the world?
178. Yourself: Spencer: depends
Section Ten: Do you
179. Smoke: Maru: is this a confidential interview?
Spencer: no and i dont plan too
180. Do drugs: Maru: is it?
Spencer: omg Maru
181. Drink alcohol: Maru: ok well i've already kinda admitted to that *shrugs*
Spencer: just a sip
182. Cuss: Maru: ARE YOU F%$KING S%^TING ME! THIS QUESTION IS F%$KING BULLS$%T
Spencer: MARU!
183. Sing in the shower: Maru:........
Spencer: not usually
184. Like school: Spencer: yes very much so
Maru: for what sleeping?
185. Want to get married: Maru: we've been over this
Spencer: yes at somepoint it would
186. Type with all of your fingers: Maru: don't have a computer
Spencer: Yes, is there any other way to type?
187. Think you're attractive:Maru: Just look at me its self explanitory
Spencer: im ok... i guess
188. Drink and drive: Maru: thats stupid, im always responsible with my underage drinking
Spencer: since i dont drink, no
189. Snore: Spencer: how would i be aware if i did
Maru: oh trust me you do
190. Sleep walk: Both: no
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Maru: got better things to do
Spencer: i guess it could be enjoyable, never really tired though
Section Eleven: Have you ever
192. Flashed someone:Maru: HAHAHA flashed someone?, I've run down the freezing streets of Moscow Naked
Spencer: *facepalm* god Maru, thats not something you tell people or do for that matter
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: Maru: good times haha
194. Told that person how you felt: Maru: what person?
195. Been arrested: Maru: nope and never will be HAHA!
Spencer: *shakes his head*
196. Gone to jail or juve:Maru: didn't i just answer this?
197. Skateboarded: Maru: no
Spencer: i tried once.......didnt go so well
198. Skinny dipped: Maru: OMG love doing that ! HAHA
Spencer: help me
199. Rock climbed:Maru: noooooooo...
Spencer: i enjoy it
200. Killed someone: Both: wtf
201. Watched porn: Maru: the real thing is much better
Spencer: ............continuing
202. Gone on a road trip: Maru: hitch hiking count?
Spencer: yeah my family went on a road trip to ireland when i was 10
203. Went out of the country: Spencer: yeah, i've traveled all over Europe
Maru: Lucky bastard
204. Talked back to an adult: Maru: let me try to think of an adult i haven't talked back to........... nope got nothing
Spencer: ......maybe once....
205. Broken a law:Maru: that is undisclosed information
Spencer: *looking startled* no never
206. Got pulled over: Maru: probably if i had a car
Spencer: nope
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Maru: that's something im gonna have to try sometime thanks for the idea
Spencer: when have i ever gotten in trouble?
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Maru: no. just no
Spencer: if i had friends i would
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend:Maru: i wouldn't count it out
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister:Maru: definatly a possibility
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Maru: let someone else eat it? i eat it!
Spencer: Maru thats disgusting
213. Moon someone: Maru: ansswered it
Spencer: ......................................................................................
214. Shop-lifted:Maru: again is this a private conversation were having, i can't just go confessing that kind of stuff if it isnt lol
Spencer: never broke the law remember
215. Worked at McDonald's:Maru: now that disgusting
Spencer: work?
216. Eaten a dog: Both:........ WTF
217. Give money to a homeless person: Maru: i keep my money
Spencer: your not acctually supposed to give them money, i have taken one to get food though
218. Glued your hand to yourself: Maru: XD
Spencer: .....Accidentlly
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Maru: nope
Spencer: Same
220. Had a one night stand: Maru: that's all i do bitches
Spencer: ur terrible
221. Smoked: Maru: we've answered these already, look up to see the answers
222. Done drugs:
223. Lose a friend because of your ex:Maru: what ex
Spencer: no....
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Maru: on mutiple ocassions
Spencer: no!
225. Had cyber sex: Maru: now thats just wrong
Spencer: uuuuuhhhhhh......
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: .......
227. Caught someone doing something: Maru: like what?
Spencer: yeah....... i dont understand
228. Played a game that removes clothing: Maru: HAHA love games like that
Spencer: no.....no ......no
229. Cried during a movie: Maru: pssssh hell no
Spencer: maybe.......
230. Cried over someone: Maru: nope, haven't shed a tear
Spencer: my dad
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Maru: i have no friends that are girls sooooo no
Spencer: .....uuhh... yeah.... but she wasn't interested
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Maru: all the time dude, its how i live
Spencer: that seems..... unwise
233. Ran away from home: Maru: yep.
Spencer: no, why would i do that?
234. Cheated on a test: Maru: acctualy i havent.. hm?
Spencer: i'd never do that!
Section Twelve: Would you
235. Bungee jump: Maru: THAT WOULD BE SOOOO FUN!
Spencer: ohhhhhh nononononono.....no
236. Sky dive: Maru: i've accutally done that so yes
Spencer: still no
237. Swim with dolphins: Maru: llaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmeee!
Spencer: no it's not, i think it would be relaxing
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: Maru: been there done that
Spencer: NO! that'd be horrible
239. Try to be the opposite sex: Both:............
240. Lie to the police: Maru: do i have to answer this?
Spencer: that's illegal
241. Run from the police: Maru:..... do i?
Spencer: again... not good
242. Lie to your parents: Maru: oh hell yes
Spencer: ......only when i absolutly have to
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: Maru: well....... i wouldnt call him a friend
Spencer: No, i always look out for my friends..... if i had any close friends
244. Be an exotic dancer: Both:..................
245. *mentally scarring question here*
Section Fourteen: Future
289. Dream job: Maru: Be rich...... inheret some kind of large some of money, never happening but yeah
Spencer: I'm studying to be a linguist
290. Dream house: Maru: Mansion, with a pool and indoor tenis courts and central air
Spencer: i haven't really thought about it, i guess ill know it when i see it
291. Husband/Wife: Maru: psssssh
Spencer: i do hope to find someone yes
292. Kids: Maru: nope, waaaaaaaaaaaay to mush work
Spencer: I don't know, i wasn't really planning on it but we'll see
293. Names:
294. Pets: Maru: I want a nice big dog, who i can play with and not crush
Spencer: i want another cat
295. Car: Maru: something really nice, yeah, like a corvette or Ferrari or somethin
296. Age you would want to get married: Maru: dont want a wife, got you just don't pay attention do you
Spencer: not too young, but not really old either
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid:
298. Honeymoon: Maru: France.... not that im going to have one
Spencer: i'd like to go to Greece
Section Eighteen: Yes or No
354. Are you a vegetarian
oth: no
355. Are you a carnivore:Maru: oh yeah, meat meat meat *sarcasm*
Spencer: i prefer omivore
356. Are you heterosexual: Both: no
357. Do you like penguins: Maru: i guess they're cool
Spencer: uuuuuhhhhh.... sure
358. Do you write poetry: Maru: Not much, well not any really
Spencer: it interests me a little
359. Do you see stupid people: Maru: alllllll the time
Spencer: no not really, a few but not all the ti
361. Do you like the Osbournes: Both *synchronized*: ...who?
362. Can you see flying pigs: Maru: what the f%$k is up with this guy
Spencer: ...........
366. Are you a zombie: Maru: yes, im a zombie omnomnom *extreme sarcasm*
Spencer:no.........
367. Am i annoying you: Maru: a little bit *annoyed voice*
Spencer: noooo.......not reallly
368. Do you bite your nails: Maru: no
Spencer:
369. Can you cross your eyes: Maru: *crosses eyes*
Spencer: *tries to cross eyes, fails*
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: Maru: nope psssh
Spencer: of course
Section Twenty: Opinions
388. What do you think about classical music: Maru: bunch of Garbage if you ask me
Spencer: i don't perticularly like it, but its ok
389. About boy bands: Maru: OH GOD that is not music
Spencer: they're not all bad
390. About suicide: Maru: You got to do what you got to do
Spencer: .......ah i dont know
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: Maru: I HATE THAT! its a pain in the f$%king ass
Spencer; i agree, its not right
392. About teen pregnancy: Maru: not my problem
Spencer: its too young to be having kids, i mean your just starting your mostly adult lives, why burden that with a life
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Maru: hopefully someplace nice, maybe a girls bed, yeah thats a good one
Spencer: hopefully doing something that i love
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years:
395. About gay men: Maru: not what i like but whatever
Spencer:.......
Section Twenty-One:
396. Do you have a website: Both: no
399. Any shout outs: Maru: F%&K YOU DAD *flips off camera*
Spencer: *shys away* ....no.....
ok so here we go
1. Name: Maru: Maru, just Maru *glares* not that u need to know that
Spencer: uuuhh..... Spencer Rhodes
2. Nickname(s): Maru: didn't i just say it was just Maru
Spencer: .....
3. Birthday: Maru: 10/4/91.
Spencer: i was born on April 20 1993
4. That makes you: Maru: 19, almost legal to drink, just two more years bitches! CAN'T WAIT!
Spencer: *under his breath* at least ur waiting.... um i'm 17
5. Where were you born: Maru: What the F$%k dude, stop asking personal questions, ur freaking me out
Spencer: uh... please dont swear Maru, there might be children reading this
6. Location right now: Maru: Russia, good old Russia
Spencer: the UK, i like it here its rains a lot
7. Shoe size: Maru: 10
Spencer:......uhh... why is that important
Maru: its not just answer it!
Spencer: uuuummm.. ok? im a 8
8. How many piercings?: Maru: two, You see these bad boys *points out his two earings both on the right ear, one of a skull and cross bones and the other just a metal stud*
Spencer: none
9. Tattoos?: Maru: waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to permenent for me, i live on the edge.... the moving edge
Spencer: i have one, it represents my family and me and how we hold together through everything
10. When you wake up you're: Maru: going back to sleep
Spencer: getting ready for school
11. When your about to sleep you're: Maru: what? i dont understand the question
Spencer: he's asking what u do before u go to sleep maru, and im usually reading
12. Zodiac sign: Maru: Libra, balance, f%$k that
Spencer: Taurus
13. Chinese sign: Maru: Goat, but that things total Bulls%$*t
Spencer: Well theres something we can agree on at least
14. Righty or Lefty: Maru: righty, leftys are Inhuman
Spencer: *drops his head* im a lefty
15. Innie or Outie: Spencer and Maru: ???? whaaa?
16. School: Maru: F%&k School, its no fun
Spencer: i acctually enjoy education and im going to oxford
Maru: bet u got a full ride too, right, little school boy
Spencer:......yeah.... *seems to shink back in his chair*
Section Two: Looks
17. Nationality: Maru: Im from Russia.... sooooooooo.... im russian bitch!
Spencer: English
18. Hair colour: Maru: Bright Blue, makes me stick out in a crowd and the girls love it
Spencer: red
20. Weight: Maru: 147lbs
Spencer: 65kg (145lbs)
Maru: how do u weigh less than me your sooo f%&kin tall
Spencer: *shrugs shyly*
21. Height: Maru: 5'6'
Spencer:182 cm (6ft)
22. Braces? Both: nope
23. Glasses? Maru: im just too perfect
Spencer: i used to but not anymore
Section Three: Private Life
24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? Maru: psssshhhh! me have a girlfriend, no way muthaf%&ker, i have girls and thats all i need
Spencer: no....
25. If so, who? N/A
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? Maru: so how bout it Spence, you have a little crushcrush on someone
Spencer: uhhh...no ....i just.... no one.. really likes me....
Maru: Dude, no one knows you
27. Who has a crush on you? Maru: half the girls in Russia
Spencer:......
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? Maru: No.... well not if you don't count Marrissa as a girlfriend
29. Who was your first kiss: Maru: You think i remember! WOOOOOOWW
Spencer:........ i..... haven't had one yet
30. Who was your last kiss: Maru: The girl doing the lighting for this *spotlight suddenly jerks away from the 2 boys* haha
Spencer:..... i wish you would stop asking these kinds of questions
31. Are you a virgin? Maru: OH F%k NO, haven't you been listening
Spencer:... seriously...
32. Ever had a threesome before? Maru: no... might want to try it now though
33. *i deleted this question. it was creepy*
34. Have you ever been in love? Maru:....... no, just no
Spencer: im just not gonna talk anymore
35. Broken any hearts? Maru: oh yes many, i really dont mind doing it, its there own damn fault anyway
36. Got your heart broken? Maru: Nope, perfectly in tact *taps his chest where his heart would be*
37. Ever liked a friend? Maru: like a guy, F%&k no, i dont swing that way
38. What happened? Maru:.... i swear u dont hearr a thing i say
Section Four: Past Relationships
39. How many relationships have you been in? Maru: Lost count, that is if u count one night stands as relationships, if not then none
40. How many were serious enough to count: Maru: ....oh.... sorry none here, how bout You Spence?
Spencer:.......
41. Who were those serious ones: Maru: ......
42. *another creepy question*
43. What made them different:
44. What happened:
45. Best boy/girlfriend:
46. Worst boy/girlfriend:
47. Ever been kissed:
48. Who do you want back: Maru: No one
49. Who do you regret: Maru: that fat bitch she was no fun
50. Why?:
Section Five: Favourites
51. Song: Maru: Move your Body by my Darkest Days
Spencer: I predict a Riot by Kaiser Chiefs
52. Movie: Maru: Fast and Furious is the best
Spencer: theres no plot to that movie, i like howl's moving castle
53. Food: Maru: Pelmeni, omg that stuff is amazing!
Spencer: Pizza, classic
54. Drink: Maru: Vodka! ...wait were we trying to be legal here, well then coke i guess
Spencer: i take back what i said eariler
55. Store: Maru: Theres this perfect little Russian Restaurant, i take all my girls there the food is amzing
Spencer: Theres a little tricket store right down the street from my apartment that i love
56. Television show: Maru: Who has time for TV
Spencer: I agree books are much more entertaining
57. Holiday:Maru: Holidays are just like anyother day
Spencer: no, they have special meaning to people, i like Christmas
58. Book: Maru: pssh books, waste of paper if you ask me
Spencer: i can't pick, there are soo many good ones
59. Ice cream:Maru: I like weird flavors
Spencer: strawberry
60. Sweets: Maru: chocolate, love it when i get that stuff, i like to make it even better
Spencer: Cotton Candy
61. Crisps: Maru: U mean Chips
Spencer: BBQ flavor
62. Type of music: Maru: idk just about anything, but i HATE country, f%&kin hillbillies
Spencer: i like rock
63. Artist: Maru: oh omg i have no idea
Spencer: do u mean music Artist or drawing Artist
64. Word: Maru: Fun, should be self explanitory
Spencer: i like the word delirious, I don't know why, it just sticks out to me
65. Time of day: Maru, night time
Spencer: i like it early in morning, when everything's waiting to get up
66. Dressing: Maru: dont eat salad
Spencer: Italian
67. Alcoholic drink:Maru: Vodka! didnt i already say this
Spencer: i Wouldnt know
68. Colour(s): Maru: Black
Spencer: Red
69. Piece of clothing: Maru: Me and this sweatshirt have been through a lot
Spencer: i try not to be materialistic
70. Character: Maru: in what?
Spencer: id have to say Odysseus from Greek myths
71. Smell:Maru: i don't know
Spencer: The smell after it rains and the new book smell, im not sure which
72. Shampoo:
73. Soap:
74. Smiley:
75. Board game:
76. Sport:Maru: partying
Spencer: im not really a sports person
77. Number: Maru: 3
Spencer: Pi is an interesting Number
78. Quote:Maru: " A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do" HAHAHAHAHA
Spencer: "You may shoot me with your words,You may cut me with your eyes.You may kill me with your hatefulness,But still, like air, I'll rise."– Maya Angelou
79. Animal: Maru: ok enough with the favorites thing we get it!
Spencer: yes this is quite long
SKIPPING DOWN TO THE NEXT SECTION (ASK IF U WANT TO HEAR THE ANSWERS TO ANY OF THE ONES THEY SKIPPED)
80. Actor:
82. Vegetable:
83. Fruit:
84. Place to be:
85. Thing in your room:
86. Gum:
87. Shape:
88. Country:
89. Mall:
90. Car:
91. Boy's name:
92. Girl's name:
93. Family member:
94. Restaurant:
95. Movie place:
96. Person to go to the movies with:
97. Noise:
98. Brand of shoe:
99. Brand of clothing:
100. Body part of a chicken:
101. Swear word:
102. Month:
103. Possession:
104. Team:
105. Season:
106. Radio station:
107. Magazine:
108. Favourite grade:
109. Least favourite grade:
110. Teacher:
111. Least favourite teacher:
112. Subject:
113. Subject to talk about:
Section Six: Family
114. Who's your mum?: Maru: Don't have one
Spencer: her Name's Rita
115. Who's your dad?: Maru: a f$#kin son of a bitch, who cares nothing about anyone
Spencer: *glances over at Maru, feeling bad for him* my dad's name was Richard, he died when i was 11
116. Any step-parents?:Maru: nope *crosses arms*
117. Any brothers?: Maru: Yep, in Jail though
Spencer: no, im an only child
118. Any Sisters?: Maru: i wish, maybe they would be nice
Spencer: no
120. Coolest: Maru: me
Spencer: my dad was cool
121. Loudest: Maru: my dad *glares at the floor
Spencer: my house was pretty quite
122. Best relative: Maru: My Aunt Gloria
Spencer: I couldn't decide. i like all my relatives
123. Worse relative:Maru: Dad
Spencer: as i said i like all my relatives
124. Do you get along with your parents? Maru: NO!
Spencer: yes, i love my parents
125. With your siblings? Maru: *punches interviewer and walks away*
Spencer:.......ummmmmm..... ok then..... ill be right back * runs off to find Maru* *mumble, mumble mumble* Mumble mumble* * the boys return, Maru looking less than happy, but cooperative*
126. Does anyone understand you?Maru: *glares at interviewer*
Spencer: yeah, my dad used to, we'd sit on the boat and talk for hours
127. Do you have any pets?: Maru: *still angery* I move around too much for pets
Spencer: i used to have a cat named marbles, but i couldnt take her with me to college
128. If so, what kind and name? Spencer: She was a calico cat and the cutest thing that ever lived
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: Spencer: *looks at Maru*
Maru: i've always wanted a dog, if i got one id name him spike
Section Seven: School
131. Are you still in school? Maru: no
Spencer: yes, im at Oxford
132. Did you drop out?: Maru: * Flips off interviewer*
Spencer: *pushes Maru's Fist down*
133. Your current GPA: Spencer: 4.0
Maru: *under his breath* suck up
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Spencer: I go out for lunch
135. ABC's?:Spencer: uhhh what language? i Speak 5....
136. Favorite class: Spencer: Latin by far
Maru: i liked lunch
137. Play any sports at school?: Spencer: like i said earlier, im not a sports person
Maru: I use to play Soccer, till i couldnt get rides anymore
138. Are you popular? Spencer: ........uuuuuuuhhhh...... id say no
Maru: well thats right
139. Favourite memory:Spencer: of School? uuuhhh I don't know, any time in class i suppose
Maru: Beating up the little as%^#le kids....good times
140. Most humiliating moment: Spencer: uhh....i'd rather not talk about it *blushes*
Maru: now look who's uncomfortable
141. Most funniest moment: Maru: When i bust this kid for something i did, laughed my ass off for a week
Spencer: Thats horrible Maru
142. Most scared moment: Both:.........
Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear
Maru: yep, were not doing this section either *skips to next section*
145. Chicken:
146. Dog:
147. Christina Aguilera:
148. Ricky Martin:
149. 50 cent:
150. Poop:
151. Beach:
152. Desert:
153. Water:
154. Osama:
155. Love:
156. Your little brother:
157. Butt:
158. Clowns:
159. Wonder:
16o. Brown:
161. Banana:
162. Sex:
163. Parents:
164. Homosexuals:
165. God:
Section Nine: Do you believe in
(Congrats to whoever read this far down, the first 3 people to post a comment with the code word lemons will get 5 points)
166. God: Maru: If he is real he hasn't done a very good job
Spencer:..... yeah..... theres no way to be certain if he is or not
167. Heaven: Maru: No
Spencer: afterlife maybe.... maybe
168. Devil: Maru: nope no him either
Spencer: Again there's no way to be sure
169. Hell: Maru: That where were all going, one way or another
Spencer: I wouldnt be so sure Maru
170: Boogy man:Maru: Do u?
Spencer:...........
171. Closet Monsters: Maru: Skip!
172. Fortune tellings: Maru: just people ripping you off, Next!
173. Magic: Maru: Nope.
Spencer: ....well...
Maru: Nope.
174. Love at first sight: Maru: in your dreams
175. Ghosts: Spencer: i've seen a ghost
Maru: no you haven't
Spencer: yes i have
Maru: Whatever
176. Voo-doo dolls: Maru: i wish, really i do
177. Reincarnation: Spencer; its possible, i suppose
Maru: can i be reincarnated as a super zombie and take over the world?
178. Yourself: Spencer: depends
Section Ten: Do you
179. Smoke: Maru: is this a confidential interview?
Spencer: no and i dont plan too
180. Do drugs: Maru: is it?
Spencer: omg Maru
181. Drink alcohol: Maru: ok well i've already kinda admitted to that *shrugs*
Spencer: just a sip
182. Cuss: Maru: ARE YOU F%$KING S%^TING ME! THIS QUESTION IS F%$KING BULLS$%T
Spencer: MARU!
183. Sing in the shower: Maru:........
Spencer: not usually
184. Like school: Spencer: yes very much so
Maru: for what sleeping?
185. Want to get married: Maru: we've been over this
Spencer: yes at somepoint it would
186. Type with all of your fingers: Maru: don't have a computer
Spencer: Yes, is there any other way to type?
187. Think you're attractive:Maru: Just look at me its self explanitory
Spencer: im ok... i guess
188. Drink and drive: Maru: thats stupid, im always responsible with my underage drinking
Spencer: since i dont drink, no
189. Snore: Spencer: how would i be aware if i did
Maru: oh trust me you do
190. Sleep walk: Both: no
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Maru: got better things to do
Spencer: i guess it could be enjoyable, never really tired though
Section Eleven: Have you ever
192. Flashed someone:Maru: HAHAHA flashed someone?, I've run down the freezing streets of Moscow Naked
Spencer: *facepalm* god Maru, thats not something you tell people or do for that matter
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: Maru: good times haha
194. Told that person how you felt: Maru: what person?
195. Been arrested: Maru: nope and never will be HAHA!
Spencer: *shakes his head*
196. Gone to jail or juve:Maru: didn't i just answer this?
197. Skateboarded: Maru: no
Spencer: i tried once.......didnt go so well
198. Skinny dipped: Maru: OMG love doing that ! HAHA
Spencer: help me
199. Rock climbed:Maru: noooooooo...
Spencer: i enjoy it
200. Killed someone: Both: wtf
201. Watched porn: Maru: the real thing is much better
Spencer: ............continuing
202. Gone on a road trip: Maru: hitch hiking count?
Spencer: yeah my family went on a road trip to ireland when i was 10
203. Went out of the country: Spencer: yeah, i've traveled all over Europe
Maru: Lucky bastard
204. Talked back to an adult: Maru: let me try to think of an adult i haven't talked back to........... nope got nothing
Spencer: ......maybe once....
205. Broken a law:Maru: that is undisclosed information
Spencer: *looking startled* no never
206. Got pulled over: Maru: probably if i had a car
Spencer: nope
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Maru: that's something im gonna have to try sometime thanks for the idea
Spencer: when have i ever gotten in trouble?
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Maru: no. just no
Spencer: if i had friends i would
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend:Maru: i wouldn't count it out
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister:Maru: definatly a possibility
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Maru: let someone else eat it? i eat it!
Spencer: Maru thats disgusting
213. Moon someone: Maru: ansswered it
Spencer: ......................................................................................
214. Shop-lifted:Maru: again is this a private conversation were having, i can't just go confessing that kind of stuff if it isnt lol
Spencer: never broke the law remember
215. Worked at McDonald's:Maru: now that disgusting
Spencer: work?
216. Eaten a dog: Both:........ WTF
217. Give money to a homeless person: Maru: i keep my money
Spencer: your not acctually supposed to give them money, i have taken one to get food though
218. Glued your hand to yourself: Maru: XD
Spencer: .....Accidentlly
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Maru: nope
Spencer: Same
220. Had a one night stand: Maru: that's all i do bitches
Spencer: ur terrible
221. Smoked: Maru: we've answered these already, look up to see the answers
222. Done drugs:
223. Lose a friend because of your ex:Maru: what ex
Spencer: no....
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Maru: on mutiple ocassions
Spencer: no!
225. Had cyber sex: Maru: now thats just wrong
Spencer: uuuuuhhhhhh......
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: .......
227. Caught someone doing something: Maru: like what?
Spencer: yeah....... i dont understand
228. Played a game that removes clothing: Maru: HAHA love games like that
Spencer: no.....no ......no
229. Cried during a movie: Maru: pssssh hell no
Spencer: maybe.......
230. Cried over someone: Maru: nope, haven't shed a tear
Spencer: my dad
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Maru: i have no friends that are girls sooooo no
Spencer: .....uuhh... yeah.... but she wasn't interested
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Maru: all the time dude, its how i live
Spencer: that seems..... unwise
233. Ran away from home: Maru: yep.
Spencer: no, why would i do that?
234. Cheated on a test: Maru: acctualy i havent.. hm?
Spencer: i'd never do that!
Section Twelve: Would you
235. Bungee jump: Maru: THAT WOULD BE SOOOO FUN!
Spencer: ohhhhhh nononononono.....no
236. Sky dive: Maru: i've accutally done that so yes
Spencer: still no
237. Swim with dolphins: Maru: llaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmeee!
Spencer: no it's not, i think it would be relaxing
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: Maru: been there done that
Spencer: NO! that'd be horrible
239. Try to be the opposite sex: Both:............
240. Lie to the police: Maru: do i have to answer this?
Spencer: that's illegal
241. Run from the police: Maru:..... do i?
Spencer: again... not good
242. Lie to your parents: Maru: oh hell yes
Spencer: ......only when i absolutly have to
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: Maru: well....... i wouldnt call him a friend
Spencer: No, i always look out for my friends..... if i had any close friends
244. Be an exotic dancer: Both:..................
245. *mentally scarring question here*
Section Fourteen: Future
289. Dream job: Maru: Be rich...... inheret some kind of large some of money, never happening but yeah
Spencer: I'm studying to be a linguist
290. Dream house: Maru: Mansion, with a pool and indoor tenis courts and central air
Spencer: i haven't really thought about it, i guess ill know it when i see it
291. Husband/Wife: Maru: psssssh
Spencer: i do hope to find someone yes
292. Kids: Maru: nope, waaaaaaaaaaaay to mush work
Spencer: I don't know, i wasn't really planning on it but we'll see
293. Names:
294. Pets: Maru: I want a nice big dog, who i can play with and not crush
Spencer: i want another cat
295. Car: Maru: something really nice, yeah, like a corvette or Ferrari or somethin
296. Age you would want to get married: Maru: dont want a wife, got you just don't pay attention do you
Spencer: not too young, but not really old either
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid:
298. Honeymoon: Maru: France.... not that im going to have one
Spencer: i'd like to go to Greece
Section Eighteen: Yes or No
354. Are you a vegetarian
oth: no355. Are you a carnivore:Maru: oh yeah, meat meat meat *sarcasm*
Spencer: i prefer omivore
356. Are you heterosexual: Both: no
357. Do you like penguins: Maru: i guess they're cool
Spencer: uuuuuhhhhh.... sure
358. Do you write poetry: Maru: Not much, well not any really
Spencer: it interests me a little
359. Do you see stupid people: Maru: alllllll the time
Spencer: no not really, a few but not all the ti
361. Do you like the Osbournes: Both *synchronized*: ...who?
362. Can you see flying pigs: Maru: what the f%$k is up with this guy
Spencer: ...........
366. Are you a zombie: Maru: yes, im a zombie omnomnom *extreme sarcasm*
Spencer:no.........
367. Am i annoying you: Maru: a little bit *annoyed voice*
Spencer: noooo.......not reallly
368. Do you bite your nails: Maru: no
Spencer:
369. Can you cross your eyes: Maru: *crosses eyes*
Spencer: *tries to cross eyes, fails*
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: Maru: nope psssh
Spencer: of course
Section Twenty: Opinions
388. What do you think about classical music: Maru: bunch of Garbage if you ask me
Spencer: i don't perticularly like it, but its ok
389. About boy bands: Maru: OH GOD that is not music
Spencer: they're not all bad
390. About suicide: Maru: You got to do what you got to do
Spencer: .......ah i dont know
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: Maru: I HATE THAT! its a pain in the f$%king ass
Spencer; i agree, its not right
392. About teen pregnancy: Maru: not my problem
Spencer: its too young to be having kids, i mean your just starting your mostly adult lives, why burden that with a life
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Maru: hopefully someplace nice, maybe a girls bed, yeah thats a good one
Spencer: hopefully doing something that i love
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years:
395. About gay men: Maru: not what i like but whatever
Spencer:.......
Section Twenty-One:
396. Do you have a website: Both: no
399. Any shout outs: Maru: F%&K YOU DAD *flips off camera*
Spencer: *shys away* ....no.....
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Thingy
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I realized that all i do with my journal is the little fun things lol sooooooooo yeah not changing that now lol so heres another one
Comment and I will...
1.Tell you something I learned about by looking at your DA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you a color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what movie, TV, or video game character you remind me of.
5. Ask you a question.
6. Tell you something I like about you.
7. Give you a nickname.
8. Tell you the object that is to the left of me.
9. Dare you to post this in your journal.
Comment and I will...
1.Tell you something I learned about by looking at your DA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you a color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what movie, TV, or video game character you remind me of.
5. Ask you a question.
6. Tell you something I like about you.
7. Give you a nickname.
8. Tell you the object that is to the left of me.
9. Dare you to post this in your journal.
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